1. Truck
tire ruts make convenient trails for sewage to run.
2. There
are very few diapers, so you stay naked or go in your pants.
3. Most
Nicas under the age of 3 are terrified of gringos (i.e. me).
4. Those
Nicas will generally scream less if you recruit another child to follow you and
hold your hand.
5. It is
not an insult to say, “oh you are so fat!”
6. If you
have a scale and a measuring tape, some children will assume you are trying to
give them a shot and wail accordingly.
7. It is
impossible to eat too much rice and beans, and you can eat them at any meal.
8. Electricity
and a satellite dish in a 10x10, corrugated metal, dirt floor shack is not
unusual.
9. Old bed springs make great fences.
10. It is
acceptable behavior to honk wildly and yell out the window to women walking
down the street (i.e. me).
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